One day there was a young woman who loved bagels. She could eat them at anytime of the day, not just for breakfast. She did really enjoy them for breakfast though. There was only one problem...everyone else was so worried about the scary CARBS that came with the bagel. This young woman didn't want to be afraid of the CARBS, but everyone told her she should be. So, eventually the fear set in. "What will I eat for breakfast anymore if I'm afraid of CARBS?" she thought. Then, one day, while grocery shopping, the young woman found a package that read "Mini-Bagels." She was so excited that she jumped up and down right in the grocery store. "What a perfect solution!" she exclaimed. Then she started eating a mini-bagel every-day...and lived happily ever after. The end.